Our little tavern has long disappeared.
Sun Xiaochuan is a well-known blogger of Little Blue Bird, famous for being the "absolute Mary Sue", and attracted 6324 eggheads followers within minutes of opening her account.
Her image is well-regarded. As a well-known young person, she was able to recite the Communist Manifesto, Capital, the Quran, Zaha Hadid, Nüjie, and the Book of Women in just a few Planck times. With her ability to name things as if they were newspaper headlines or dish names, Sun Xiaochuan quickly stood out in the Little Blue Bird Chinese community as a freshman.
A few days ago, something happened. Sun Xiaochuan accidentally fell into a swamp on a dirt road and struggled to climb out, completely covered in black. Even the pigs bathing in the mud couldn't stop laughing. So, she wrote in her bio: "I am a black Muslim transgender woman, who believes in Marxist feminism and Jesus Christ. My freedom of speech should be respected. Everyone is welcome to post."
As you might expect, she speaks with emojis and even replaces Chinese characters with emojis. She has pinned the hashtags #桐生ココ，# ここココ，and #みかじ絵 in her clipboard. She occasionally posts some low-level red tweets, but she herself is quite elegant and easy-going, to the point where some low-level reds have a hint of high-level black. In this way, she naturally brings both sides together.
But one day, the inevitable happened.
Sun Xiaochuan's account suddenly disappeared.
Of course, when such a prominent influencer disappears, people will notice, and there was a lot of discussion in the Little Blue Bird Chinese community.
After witnessing so many disappearances, everyone's thoughts pointed to the same conclusion: Sun Xiaochuan was probably invited for tea and then deleted her account and ran away. This kind of situation is becoming increasingly common on the increasingly infiltrated Little Blue Bird, and high-traffic influencers like Sun Xiaochuan are particularly dangerous: even if she is not crooked, she will be watched at all times; even if her views are not radical, she may still be caught to meet KPI targets.
But this is confusing. Sun Xiaochuan's tweets do not expose her identity, and she never engages in the inside-outside linkage. Since her information security is better than that of keyboard warriors, why was she caught?
At this time, the technical influencer Wǎngbǎoshíjiàng, who specializes in analyzing the tea-drinking crowd and has been teaching online anonymity and security for a long time, emerged again. This not-so-cute post-00 girl claimed to summarize the new methods of the national machinery in this incident, provide new experiences for Little Blue Bird users, and publicly called on Sun Xiaochuan to contact her as soon as possible.
The famous crazy mail-order teacher Sūlāzūnshī immediately rushed to Wǎngbǎoshí's comment section, calling on all rebels to join in and occupy the moral Mount Olympus, condemning Sun Xiaochuan's low-level red behavior and cursing her with malice. Just as Sola's finger was about to lift off the "reply" button, he received a notification from Wǎngbǎoshí that she had liked his comment.
On the other hand, the equally famous crazy left-wing Mòzuǒmòyòu Fēng, with a domineering and aristocratic demeanor, deeply despised Sun Xiaochuan's ambiguous remarks and interactions. Different rebels drew clear boundaries, but instead became closer, indicating Sun Xiaochuan's wavering. Loyalty is not absolute loyalty, and Sun Xiaochuan got what she deserved.
Mínàlì, the rationalist who didn't care about the situation, targeted Sun Xiaochuan's stitched bio, angrily criticizing her for making abstract donkey-like behavior in a completely politically incorrect Sodom, and pointing out that her behavior of leaning towards both sides is false neutrality and true bootlicking.
The words of several KOLs occupied the timeline of the Little Blue Bird moderates, and the support rate was evenly divided. People from different factions fired at each other as if they were in different fortresses. Little Blue Bird was filled with a joyful and harmonious atmosphere, with flags and leaflets everywhere.
Voltaire smiled happily, like a child. Everyone's expressions were fully respected.
Note: The main part of this article contains some real elements but is mostly fictional. The characters in the article are all pseudonyms. The latter part of the content is not disclosed.
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